millennials have actually been so fucked over by capitalism that we created our own sub-economy using paypal and crowdfunding to basically be this socialist inner community that gives money to each other for basic survival needs. just to feed families or selves we fucking crowdfund like 50cents from people who barely are surviving themselves but maybe have an extra dollar that month and we know what goes around comes around.
In this trash fire of a country, mutual aid is all we got.
More recently, I’ve been asking Grindr users in and around Edinburgh whether they believe the United Kingdom should withdraw from the European Union. Here is a representative sample of the replies:
STATISTICS:
I was only able to question 327 users before Grindr moderators intervened. 151 users left some kind of response. Of these, 108 settled on a yes or no answer.
81.48% (88) would like to REMAIN in the European Union.
18.52% (20) would like to EXIT the European Union.
Other responses can be divided as follows:
10 Undecided 8 Don’t care 8 Miscellaneous evasion
6 None of my business 3 Too bewildered to answer 3 Too horny to engage politically 3 Turned out to be a spambot 2 Incomprehensible
(This leaves 38 users who presumably blocked me by the time the results were counted. Any responses they may have given are not counted here.)
In conclusion, Scottish Grindr users are overwhelmingly against leaving the European Union. With it looking increasingly doubtful that such a comfortable victory for remainers will be reflected in the broader United Kingdom’s vote in the upcoming referendum, Grindr may have to consider declaring itself an independent nation to remain in the EU.
“Men often complain of the wickedness of women. Of how we delight in what power we have over their hearts. But they reign over everything else so, of course, they grudge us this, should we ever come to rule over this thing the size of their fist. I had to restrain in myself the urge to laugh at him, at the idea that he loved me, that he truly loved me.”
It’s not pretty but it is, as Data on Star Trek would say, “fully functional”. Inspired by this article by Chelsea G. Summers found here: http://www.vice.com/read/what-would-sex-robots-for-women-look-like , it features interchangeable accessories, amazing recognition software, the ability to be controlled from anywhere in the world (or even in orbit) and/or the user can select any of the preset ‘behaviors’.
To date, it is untested because wifey will not let it near her.
